All my friends are getting married.

[dicky]

Another one bites the dust this weekend.
Sold his TL1000 last week.
Gets married on Saturday.
Wifey is in for a surprise when they get back from the honeymoon.
He's bought a new Fireblade and picks it up next weekend.
She doesn't know about this yet.

Any bets on how long this marriage might last?

dicky.

ps.
"The world's shortest fairytale."
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said "No."
And the guy lived happily ever after and went surfing, fishing, drank beer with his mates and went to the footy a lot.
The End.

[Wobbly]

Poor bastard :Hangman:

Mind you, I do need someone to clean this shit pile up 8-[ :la:

[dicky]

You've probably got more chance of getting hitched than me, but my place is cleaner than yours.
The closest thing I've got to a girlfriend travels more than I do and she currently lives in Beijing.

dicky.
<all women are evil>

[scozzie]

Oh no they're not.

You wouldn't say that if you'd had a taste of what it could be. :lol:

[scozzie]

Hang on.

Why am I selling my bike ?? :shock:

[dicky]

I rest my case.

dicky.
<3 bikes, 1 car, 1 house, lots of toys, no women>

[Muzzard]

Mmmm,
Surfing, Fishing, Shooting, Racing ..
Yep, leave it to a woman to come along and fuck up a good thing.
They truly are Pure Friggin' EVIL Dicky..
:stfu:

Got a high profile lifestyle, get a low profile wench...

[Flash]

Tania obviously isn't watching over your shoulder tonight :lol: :lol:

I still have 2 moto bikes, 1 gokart, 4 cars and a shit load of other toys.... who's a lucky boy then!!!

[shane]

yep its not all bad ,just need to train them right 4 bikes, 2 cars, a maid and one huge set of plastic titties life isnt that bad :D

[scozzie]

Aw come on.

I've got a wife, 3 daughters, 2 dogs, 5 chickens (1 called Elvis - so he is alive) and a wr450 for sale if someone comes along and you know offers you know the right sort of thing. And if they do I know that when I've mastered the new technology that I buy with the proceeds, it won't be long before I get myself the KTM 640 I wanted to get in the 1st place. Mind you that new V-twin Aprillia sounds good too.

Mmnmnmnnmnmn Choices choices.

Mmmmnnmn Root tonight mnmmn vbmnmn

Tally Ho

[scozzie]

Jeez you look good in a set of plastic titties Shane. :D

[Muzzard]

I'm on about the 37th motorcycle following the 3 wives..
I rest my impoverished case too Dicky..

[scozzie]

You could have been on your 100th if you weren't paying alimony (?) and child support, Dude. :?

[Muzzard]

Mmmm,
Dont start me up Scozz about those 'rice bubbles for brains public servants'
I feel so rewarded and enriched to be impoverished by our Governments attempts to make me.. what.. love my kids? :roll:

In real terms I'd probably still have the same bike, just shouldn't have stopped and gone back the first time when I thought I heard my name called... :lol:

[jakestein]

*taking notes*
Thanks old fella's :up:

[Flash]

*taking notes*
Thanks old fella's :up:


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