SMC690
19-07-2007, 12:18 AM
Barry Dawson once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Barry Dawson's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no
one fools Barry Dawson.
Barry Dawson can speak Braille.
When Barry Dawson exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Barry Dawson doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Barry Dawson can kill two stones with one bird.
Barry Dawson can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Barry Dawson once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the
first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Barry Dawson is the only man! to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Barry Dawson once
swallowed a turtle whole, and when he cr@pped it out, the turtle was six
feet tall and had learned karate.
Barry Dawson once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more
testicles?" contest. Barry Dawson won by 5.
Barry Dawson once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him
there was a stripper in it.
When Barry Dawson has sex with a man, it won't be because he is g@y. It
will be because he has run out of women.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Barry
Dawson, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Barry Dawson ordered a Big Mac at Red Rooster, and got one.
It takes Barry Dawson 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Barry Dawson doesn't believe in New Zealand.
Barry Dawson can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Barry Dawson recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of Australian women lost
their virginity to Barry Dawson. The other 6% were not considered.
Barry Dawson invented the internet... just so he had a place to store
his porn.
One day Barry Dawson walked down the street with a massive erection.
There were no survivors.
When Barry Dawson plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Barry Dawson qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500,
without a car.
Shane Watson is allowed to live because Barry Dawson doesn't kill women.
When Barry Dawson goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Barry Dawsoned.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for
Barry Dawson.
Barry Dawson counted to infinity - twice.
When Barry Dawson does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's
pushing the Earth down.
Barry Dawson hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Barry Dawson gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Barry Dawson can slam a revolving door.
Barry Dawson's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Superman owns a pair of Barry Dawson pyjamas.
Barry Dawson owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win
the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get
out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4
card from the game Uno.
Barry Dawson doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when
they touch his body.
Once a cobra bit Barry Dawson's leg. After five days of excruciating
pain, the cobra died.
Barry Dawson divides by zero.
Barry Dawson is always on top during sex because Barry Dawson never
fucks up.
Barry Dawson once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.
The only time Barry Dawson was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Enjoy,
Juz.
Barry Dawson's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no
one fools Barry Dawson.
Barry Dawson can speak Braille.
When Barry Dawson exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Barry Dawson doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Barry Dawson can kill two stones with one bird.
Barry Dawson can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Barry Dawson once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the
first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Barry Dawson is the only man! to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Barry Dawson once
swallowed a turtle whole, and when he cr@pped it out, the turtle was six
feet tall and had learned karate.
Barry Dawson once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more
testicles?" contest. Barry Dawson won by 5.
Barry Dawson once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him
there was a stripper in it.
When Barry Dawson has sex with a man, it won't be because he is g@y. It
will be because he has run out of women.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Barry
Dawson, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Barry Dawson ordered a Big Mac at Red Rooster, and got one.
It takes Barry Dawson 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Barry Dawson doesn't believe in New Zealand.
Barry Dawson can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Barry Dawson recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of Australian women lost
their virginity to Barry Dawson. The other 6% were not considered.
Barry Dawson invented the internet... just so he had a place to store
his porn.
One day Barry Dawson walked down the street with a massive erection.
There were no survivors.
When Barry Dawson plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Barry Dawson qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500,
without a car.
Shane Watson is allowed to live because Barry Dawson doesn't kill women.
When Barry Dawson goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Barry Dawsoned.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for
Barry Dawson.
Barry Dawson counted to infinity - twice.
When Barry Dawson does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's
pushing the Earth down.
Barry Dawson hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Barry Dawson gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Barry Dawson can slam a revolving door.
Barry Dawson's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Superman owns a pair of Barry Dawson pyjamas.
Barry Dawson owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win
the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get
out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4
card from the game Uno.
Barry Dawson doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when
they touch his body.
Once a cobra bit Barry Dawson's leg. After five days of excruciating
pain, the cobra died.
Barry Dawson divides by zero.
Barry Dawson is always on top during sex because Barry Dawson never
fucks up.
Barry Dawson once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.
The only time Barry Dawson was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Enjoy,
Juz.