Where are the sydney motard riderssssssssss

[Laro9]

hey
Is it just me or is there hardly any motard guys in sydney I go riding most weekends and see a drz here and there but not to many. If you got a motard then lets meet up and show some road bikerz how it goes down :D.

By the way im the guy on the berg with the blue leathers riding slow :roll: all the time :P.

cya'z
p.s. back that bitch in :twisted:

[ZuluFoot]

hey
Is it just me or is there hardly any motard gays in sydney


We thought you all were... :jizz: :whip:

;) :D

[RohaN]

hey!

nah there are plenty of tards in syd, dunno about the alternate sexuality riders though, pretty small demographic i'd recon...

we should start jamming VSMR flyers in....headlight assemblys...i suppose.

I'm on a black & yellow (& road filth) colour DRZ tard (non factory) Red & black leathers, usually being pretty sensible unless i'm near some bendy roads :D

Spread the word!

[Muzzard]

You can print yourselves out some flyers and drop them off at dealers.
If you ask nicely,
Most will allow you to place a few in a position in the shop somewhere, preferrably not the bin though.
It is a good way to get blokes interested and aware more to the point.
Gather together whenever you can at motorcycle orientated events.
If you want to profile and gather interest and numbers, be unique with bike detail and really stand out easily.

Worked for me when I rode a cow :lol:

[Muzzard]

Dont worry about Murray (Zulufoot) Laro.
He talks just as funny as he types. :lol:

[Tom]

Have you got a standard flyer i can use? i've got a colour photocopier at work i can use on the sly.

[kroosn]

Theres is this one in the downloads section, i should really get a few printed out. we need more vsmr members up here in QLD. if we get more qld members can we vote on a change to asmr (Australian street motard riders.) :P

http://www.vsmr.net/files/VSMR_Flyer.pdf

Rob

[JB]

ive been meaning to get a business card type design going... maybe some others could have a crack. I thought it might be freindly to carry. Ive been at the lights a couple of times and it would be easier than yelling CHECK V S M R ON GOOGLE.

[Tom]

Theres is this one in the downloads section, i should really get a few printed out. we need more vsmr members up here in QLD. if we get more qld members can we vote on a change to asmr (Australian street motard riders.) :P

http://www.vsmr.net/files/VSMR_Flyer.pdf

Rob

Can someone please change the references to "Victoria" to "Australia" before i print them out and hand them out in Sydney? I'm not too sure many Sydney guys will be keen to sign up if they think VSMR is exclusively Victorian. After all, we do hate you bloody Mexicans.

[JB]

what are the stats anyway? what percentage of us are Victorians?

I hope im not entering a touchy subject here. Just curious.

[devo]

More Victorians than the rest combined... but there isnt an equivalent for any other state so it is only a matter of time.

[JB]

More Victorians than the rest combined... but there isnt an equivalent for any other state so it is only a matter of time.

Not exactly:

Of the Top 50 Posters (Total Number of Posts)

Vic: 18
NSW: 4
QLD: 5
SA: 2
TAS: 1
Overseas: 6
??: 14 (Update you locations)

[devo]

Not bad for a guess!

[SM93]

how did u find out top 50 posters ?

[devo]

http://vsmr.net/modules.php?name=Members_List&file=index

[SM93]

hahahaha i am in the top ten, makes me relise how much time i have spent on here since getting the tard

[Laro9]

Hey im going to my first track day on the 15th of april:) I can't wait and hopfully I will get some video and pics aswell. In the mean time im gonna get my bike "crash" ready lol ive allready got threaded bar I just need some skate board wheels and ill be set for some stacks:P
cyas

[Tom]

Which track?

I'll be at Wakefield Park on 21 & 22 April if you're keen to another one.

[WOOLO]

I am seeing more and more tards getting around Sydneys outer suburbs.They are definately getting more popular as traffic gets thicker and dumber,even my mate has one now and he loves it.
I like the sleeper look myself,it attracts no unwanted attention and nothing sticks out like dogs balls when you need to leave in a hurry.

[Vash]

Im selling my car soon as i just can't handle sydney traffic anymore.
I'll be adding a TTR250 to my stable as entirely commuter.

DRZ is the motard & adventure bike.

So who's up for a dual sport ride this easter?
Easter long weekend - Dual sport Ride - dbw - dirtbikeworld.net Members Forums

[WOOLO]

All bikes are safely locked down during double point weekends for the good of my licence and wallet.

[SMC690]

Question:
Where are the sydney motard riderssssssssss....

Answer:
Still at the Mardi Gras after party with Sibbo.

By the way, where is Sibbo lately? Has he cracked the sads and pissed off with a comb, bible and latex mask strapped to his back seat again? :)

Maybe he's busy studying the Incorporation act?

Maybe he's got a girlfriend?

Who knows....?

[Wobbly]

Started his new job, so he's most likely being expected to actually work, which means he's probably in hospital with heart palpatations :lol2:

[SMC690]

Maybe the firewall at his new work denies access to VSMR like the one at my work does.
I know there is a way around it, I just have to get crafty and find it.
(Just joking Ash!) :)
Just for the record today Ash accused me of being gay and then he decided I was a metrosexual FFS! Just b'coz I like a neat work station. Bloody hell. What's the world coming to? ;)

[Wobbly]

Can't you sue for sexual harassment now? :D :lol2:

[SMC690]

Can't you sue for sexual harassment now? :D :lol2:

Now, there's an idea! ;)

[Flash]

Hey mate I have access!!!:D

Come man your desk is clean ennough to eat off, the only others with a desk like that are the chicks and one other metro!!!

[Muzzard]

Clean is nice Justin 8)
Fuck off Ash you little pig!
Your bike is always dirty I can just imagine what your undies must be like let alone your desk :rabbit:

[Flash]

Not having a go at you Muzz your to old to be metro!!
Oh yeah and I don't see anything wrong with 2 days out of undies and my bikes only dirty co's of the drought!!

[Muzzard]

Yeah well the undies have inside and outside I spose.
You are forgiven seeing I dont remember what rain looks like mate :lol:

Could I be 'Metro' with a convertible and a blonde combover?
Oh no thats 'Californication' isnt it.
Were still fucked out in the Country :roll:

[SMC690]

I hope I didn't get banished today Ash.
My condition today was not good in the morning and I would have been in more trouble if I turned up than I would have dealing with the consequences of having a sickie.
I have a few injuries and my knees are fucked. Ouch.... ;)

[SM93]

???????????????????

[Flash]

Was she rough mate??

[Wobbly]

Did she bring equipment? :shock:

[SMC690]

Was she rough mate??

No. I was though. She's a submissive and wants to be dominated. I could go into details but I will spare you the suffering, lol. Who am I to complain? A little role play is good for us all.

Did she bring equipment? :shock:

Yes, several items in fact.

I am awaiting her now, she's on her way over. :D

[Muzzard]

Looking for Sydney Riders I think was the thread ;) ...

[SMC690]

Huh, was there a topic? Doh, I got distracted again.

[Laro9]

Rode my bike today to the shop to get a service done on it and on the way I got pulled over by a undercover and got a fine for $308. The reason was he saw me wheelin but couldn't get me for speeding coss he couldn't lock on with the radar so he just got me for neg riding:(

On the flip side I got my first track day at oran park on sunday and can't wait. Ill get some pics and hopfully videos

[Muzzard]

Bummer on the UC today mate,
Have a good crack at it on the weekend then and pretend the throttles his neck :twisted:

[agent34]

Rode my bike today to the shop to get a service done on it and on the way I got pulled over by a undercover and got a fine for $308. The reason was he saw me wheelin but couldn't get me for speeding coss he couldn't lock on with the radar so he just got me for neg riding:(

diddo !!!!

In Sydney congestion, I illegally mounted the traffic island right in front of the coppers doing transit lane checks on the opposite side of the road. I swear i didnt see them at all and i actually didn't !!
The funniest thing was that i have been cracking wheelstands for months on an increasing basis and had just finished a round the corner one where the bike is tilted over and the bars crossed up, put it down and thought " I haven't been booked for ages and i had better be a bit more careful. Then I get booked.

outcome = riding on traffic lane = $320 bucks = three points

2 points left till October 2007 ouch !!!

[Wobbly]

Ouch :(

[devo]

Rode my bike today to the shop to get a service done on it and on the way I got pulled over by a undercover and got a fine for $308. The reason was he saw me wheelin but couldn't get me for speeding coss he couldn't lock on with the radar so he just got me for neg riding:(

diddo !!!!

In Sydney congestion, I illegally mounted the traffic island right in front of the coppers doing transit lane checks on the opposite side of the road. I swear i didnt see them at all and i actually didn't !!
The funniest thing was that i have been cracking wheelstands for months on an increasing basis and had just finished a round the corner one where the bike is tilted over and the bars crossed up, put it down and thought " I haven't been booked for ages and i had better be a bit more careful. Then I get booked.

outcome = riding on traffic lane = $320 bucks = three points

2 points left till October 2007 ouch !!!
Ouch! I mount the islands to get down to turning lanes etc all the time while driving a car let alone a bike.

[Laro9]

I have one point left :) I guess its more of a reason not to stop:P
p.s. If you ride bikes around sydney watch out because these C*ck suckers have nothing better to do then wait in a side street in a undercover car(white xr6 with blue stripes) and to give you fines for all kind of shit.

[devo]

1 point here too till end of this year.

Makes me want to drive a piece of shit car to work, and too scared to go anywhere but track on the weekend.

[Muzzard]

Welcome to the dark side :twisted:

[SM93]

x2

[Vash]

Yeah i got done a couple weeks ago by coppers on the F3.

Riding in emergency lane and obscured numberplate.
$600 or so worth.
Numberplate was pretty thrashed from offroading, bah.

[Laro9]

hey
First track day was heaps of fun, First time out on the track I had no idea which way it went and what speed I could take corners and so on and i was getting over taken by everyone and even lapped 1once lol.

By the end of the day I got the hang of it and got in some good battles with other bergs and crf450s, Sozz i don't have any video but i took some pics with my phone im going to get a cable for it to hook it to the computer and load them up.

cyaaaaaaaaa

[SM93]

good stuff, now ur addicted

[Muzzard]

Seeing its gone to cops and trackdays,
I find out today that in a effort to reach TT quickly last track day,
I was speeding in Manningham Rd.
$210 lighter through good ol' Perin Court again :roll:

[SMC690]

through good ol' Perin Court again :roll:

Don't mention that name around here.
For the amount of money I have 'donated' to those fuckers since I have had my licence I could have a 560SMR parked behind the 625 in my garage.
Just January this year I donated a further $1400.
And they don't even give a discount with a health care card, how rude. (Not that I had one anyway but I have a scanner, an inkjet & some thin cardboard) ;)

[WOOLO]

How the fark do you all get booked so much ? Ever heard of footpaths,alley ways,u-turns or anything else to get out of it

[SMC690]

Ever heard of a rego plate?
No use fucking off if they come knocking on your door the same evening with guns n handcuffs.

[Muzzard]

WOOLO's an old skool NSW boy Justin.
You used to have to be 'pegged' on the bike or it was gonna be a no contest in court as to who was riding the bike.
Usually it would not go much further than a threat and summons to which I would always refer to 'no recollection of the events of that date' if it ever went to the Beak...
Never had a conviction after fleeing and being collared at home later myself in NSW.
Cant say the same for Victoria though :cry:

[WOOLO]

Two soft rubber mounts holding the plate on so it shakes around like a strippers tits,a bit hard to read while the bikes running.No door knocks yet so I'll stick with it for a while.

[Bara]

bahahahah, well im the mofo on the husky with black and red leathers.

im pretty sure i saw a yellow burg with blue leathers a couple of weeks ago going in the old pacific highway as i was going out

but yeah- a mass show of us sydney riders is needed to show the sports bike riders how its done ;)

[threadersmal]

Think ill go for a ride on the old pacific hwy this weekend :D

Mal

[jamesb_bau]

Hey Mal,

I've spoken to you on dirtbikeworld before..
I live on northern beaches and think we were talkin bout a local realestate
agent last time..
i did drop into your workshop sometime ago but you were out..

If i get a chance i'll drop by and say good'a....


Rob

[threadersmal]

Hey Mal,

I've spoken to you on dirtbikeworld before..
I live on northern beaches and think we were talkin bout a local realestate
agent last time..
i did drop into your workshop sometime ago but you were out..

If i get a chance i'll drop by and say good'a....


Rob

yeah drop bye anytime

Mal

[threadersmal]

ended up working pretty much all weekend but got to go for a ride locally for a few hours :D

Headed up the peninsula to Palm beach for abit of a look,then on the way back headed over towards church point then into the national park and out to west head.Was a fantastic day in sydney to be out riding thats for sure :D

Then headed down to Akuna bay :D lots of tight twisty corners on that road..

So what did i think of my first motard experience???



LOVED IT :D

Cant wait for the slipper clutch to arrive this week :twisted:

Mal

[Vash]

Damn i would love a sherco but i need to wait and see how long those motors last.
And when big fuel tanks come out :D