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ZuluFoot
19-02-2005, 10:12 AM
A little birdie tells me that you gurls only BBQ on Gas :rofl:

Sorry lads, but is there a legitimate reason for this or did your girlfriends teach you this :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (I crack myself up sometimes)

Seriously though, I'm a double hard bastard so I cook with a real fire, wots your excuse, you run out of wood? :D :D :D

Answers on the back of a stamp, and no feable excuses hear me!

I cant wait to get there now to have a really good larf :lol: :lol: :lol:
Muzzard
19-02-2005, 11:10 AM
Gas comes out of ya bum, we dont cook with that!
Charcoal is what you fellas eat isnt it? :D
ZuluFoot
19-02-2005, 11:15 AM
Gas comes out of ya bum, we dont cook with that!
Charcoal is what you fellas eat isnt it? :D

:rofl:
Flash
19-02-2005, 11:45 AM
And I thought that Australia is ment to behind the times!! Hello!!
Wobbly
19-02-2005, 01:14 PM
I figure its all good just as long as you never clean the hotplate - gotta build up that nice flavor!! :D
Cal
19-02-2005, 08:20 PM
I used to BBQ over a wood fire, for about 15 years, then I realised that i'm actually too fucking lazy to chop wood to cook my chops, so I went with gas. Oh yeah, don't clean the plate and drink plenty of beer, it's always the right the to do.

:drinking:
ZuluFoot
19-02-2005, 10:08 PM
I used to cook over a wood fire, for about 15 years, then I realised that i'm actually too fucking lazy to chop wood to cook my chops, so I went with gas.
:drinking:

I meant for BBQ'ing Cal, your kitchen must hone mate :lol:
Rick
19-02-2005, 10:09 PM
:) When youre drunk off your ass who wants to wait 3 hours for a webber to heat up? Its gotta be flame grilled I reckon- my plate never even gets used!
ZuluFoot
19-02-2005, 10:15 PM
:) When youre drunk off your ass who wants to wait 3 hours for a webber to heat up? Its gotta be flame grilled I reckon- my plate never even gets used!

Rick, its all about the occasion fella, you have to stand around the fire for 3 hours drinking like the miner that you now smell like from the smoke :partyman: , up to two days later you can still smell the campfire on your pillow when you go to bed, tis great :D
ZuluFoot
19-02-2005, 10:20 PM
And I thought that Australia is ment to behind the times!! Hello!!

Ash, get your stilleto's off and get back in the kitchen ;)

We had a braai (BBQ) last night, started fookin snowing, I shit you not :blueeyes: neighbours think we've escaped from somewhere, gotta keep my hand in though:shrug:
Wobbly
20-02-2005, 12:38 AM
I'm with Cal ... a good gas bbq, warm up with a 6 pack of something and then move on to some general amusement with an aerosol can of cooking oil :lol:
Muzzard
20-02-2005, 08:46 PM
Be easier to just get pissed, and then eat your cat. :axe: They dont need cooking. They already taste like chicken... Screw getting wood anyway, DNRE have been cutting mine for years. :chainsaw:
Trubritbiker
21-02-2005, 10:16 PM
Gas comes out of ya bum, we dont cook with that!
Charcoal is what you fellas eat isnt it? :D

"When it's brown it's burnt, when it's black it's buggered ":lol:
If it's not black it's not dead
Wobbly
21-02-2005, 10:21 PM
You should have come to the last BBQ John - by the sounds of it you'd love my cookin! :lol: :up:
Trubritbiker
21-02-2005, 10:21 PM
The first bbq I had in England was a home made affair, 4 breeze blocks for height, Landrover petrol tank cut in half and a bird cage front for the grill. It worked well once the plastic coating had burnt off the grill :supz:
Rick
23-02-2005, 12:58 AM
....Get pissed, eat a pussy... -hang on, I thought this thread was about BBQ's! :lol:
Wobbly
23-02-2005, 07:58 AM
"hang on, this doesn't taste like chicken!" :rofl:
dicky
24-02-2005, 11:01 AM
I think there is a major factor why we use gas bbq's over here that you would probably not be aware of.

This is a hot, dry place, and when it gets really hot and dry all open fires are banned.
This includes backyard bbq's.
The penalties for lighting a fire on a day of Total Fire Ban are quite harsh, the possible consequences are even harsher.
Because we love to incinerate our food, allowances have been made for gas bbq's to be used on total fire ban days.

dicky.
ZuluFoot
24-02-2005, 09:21 PM
I think there is a major factor why we use gas bbq's over here that you would probably not be aware of.

This is a hot, dry place, and when it gets really hot and dry all open fires are banned.
This includes backyard bbq's.
The penalties for lighting a fire on a day of Total Fire Ban are quite harsh, the possible consequences are even harsher.
Because we love to incinerate our food, allowances have been made for gas bbq's to be used on total fire ban days.

dicky.

AHA!

Now I did think that could be the reason,

OK, I forgive you....... a bit.

We get Australian Heat beads over here and they are quite increadible, they turn to sand, not ash and my fook, do they hold their heat. I figured it may have something to do with sparks and dry forests but I suppose you still need a flame to get the fekkers going :(

Oh well. I'll have to have both then :D